Absolute Worst thing about being sick: What not to do when lying on the couch coughing your guts out

1.Cook food


2.watch the same channel over and over again (You know, the ones that play the same commercial over and over again?)


3.If you are doing number 2, resist to throw something hard at T.V when "I lost 75 pounds in two weeks with this amazing work out ball" comes on for the billionth time.


4.Do not make you bed on a narrow couch where you just might almost fall of when you're asleep.


5. Do not drink more water than recommended (it get's pretty annoying when you go to the bathroom for about the 20th time in the last hour.)


6.Do not worry about what you missing in school.


7.Do Not spend twenty minutes trying to remember  what the date is when you could just get up and look at the calendar.


8. Do not fall asleep halfway through a show, wake up, forget you fell asleep, and wonder what the heck is going on.


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