Ode To A Llama

Ode To A Llama


There once was a llama
Who lived with a farma
He was quite sneezy
His wife though He was cheesy
He had two beautiful kids
Who enjoyed eating figs
Did we mention his name was Perry
But people just called him Sir.Hairy(Perry was very hairy)
He went to school for lawyers
And worked in a purple foyer
Sir. Hairy loved Canadian tacos
And had a best friend by the name of Socko
In High school he had a cool lift
But Socko drove it off a cliff
Everyday Hairy wished he could fly
As  he watched the birds float by
He tried to climb a tree
But fell down and broke his knee
His wife by the name of Pat
Decided to get a divorce while sitting on a mat
It is quite horribly sad
How his life turned out to be bad
So this is ode to a Llama
Who once lived with a farma 
And went by the name of Perry
But people just called Sir.Hairy.


From the minds of Eagleye and DeFarge